pissvortex:

infomercial man: call now and we’ll DOUBLE our offer

6 year old me who has never seen an infomercial before:

kinesthetiac:

oddbagel:

kinesthetiac:

i’m really bored with my first name 

your name is now crab78

failed-mad-scientist:

Liz Sherman - Mike Mignola

the-real-rupaul:

My friend: *irreverant reference nobody could ever possibly understand*

Me:

metalbatteryzone:

I don’t blame them for this, looks like bad SFM smut

westafricanbaby:

chickenfarmersan:

The accuracy 🤣🤣🤣

alexander:

gne-frog:

witchella:

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS

They still gonna not ring the doorbell and say “no one was there to sign”

thecryptocreep:

catchymemes:

Snowing at sea

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

orrion:

drew some comfort daforge lol

earthdad:

that’s the truth!

snoopingasusualisee:

thatgirlwiththememes:

superben98:

One of the best scenes in the movie

cryptidtiddies:

me: *undresses slowly for the demons in my room*

demons: nice